Taxis, Closets, and More! Oh My!

Well we just had our first sorority event this past Saturday. And let me just tell you... being one of the sober ones in charge is highly entertaining!!

The event was our Kappa Presents (Pree-zents; not presents with bows); all of the new members (my 49 babies!! It was 50, but one girl dropped out) wear white and the active members wear black. Amy & I let whatever girls didn't want to drink come get ready in our room (we had ONE girl stop by...) and we were on the later bus.

I could have sat here and typed out every little thing that happened (I actually was; I just deleted a couple of paragraphs), but that would bore you. So I'll give you the highlights!

1. As soon as I got there, a new girl was being walked to the taxis to go home (four in all were sent home, which isn't that bad if you think about how many there were.

2. As this girl is walking out, I'm bitching out three boys who will NOT get in a taxi and take their drunk/sick friend home. Yes... B had to pull out her b***** card that night. I told them I wouldn't leave until I physically saw them get into the taxi. When they said that they were just waiting to walk up the block a little bit (because apparently it makes a big difference in getting in a taxi a block away rather than right in front of you), I replied with, "Great! I'll walk with you!" Long story short, I got them in the taxi!! :-)

3. Another new girl who got sent home came out of the dance with half of her bra showing. Her night ended in tears and a taxi ride home (but she didn't throw up!!).

4. One girl's date got sent to the hospital because he was too intoxicated.

5. I caught 5 guys trying to leave. After using my B***** card again and saying anything I could, I rounded them up back towards the ballroom. But instead, they entered the bathroom and decided to start conspiring. Less than five minutes later, all five boys sprint out of the bathroom the other direction and disperse through various exits, down the stairs, and I run to the balcony just in time to see them racing through the revolving doors. At this point, I was very frustrated, and (I probably shouldn't have done this) I yelled at them a couple of times as they were running, "I can f***ing see you!" Someone later told me they found the fact that I was shouting that hilarious. And I knew a couple of those boys names so I called them out on it at the time. When I woke up the next morning, I received this message from one of them on Facebook:

Hey Bev,I am really sorry about last night. We were all pretty drunk and Jeff and some of the other guys had called one of their friends to pick us up. I apologize, we should not have left. I don't even think anyone else was going to leave but when it turned into a spy mission to exit the premises more people joined the bandwagon. But ya I just wanted to let you know that it was a stupid drunk thing and I apologize for putting you in that situation.-Andrew

6. We found one guy asleep in a closet. Then we lost it and just went into hysterics.

All in all, it went alright for our first event. While most girls in our positions would have been crying by the end of the night, we couldn't help but laugh. Our next event is this Friday and it an exchange with a fraternity (Beta Bid Night). And just as you would expect from boys, the theme is "Trailor Trash or Made Out of Cash." Any good suggestions for a costume????

(PS--If you want to know why I have not dated/found any good USD boys, see numbers 2 and 4-6)

Bev

The one New Member who stopped by. I did her hair!! On the right is my roomie, Amy (President of Kappa!).

Rache, Amy and I; or as someone titled this picture: The Power House